Filed under: Link Roundup
Jessica Simpson’s bff and hair stylist, Ken Paves, gets his face cut by a pap’s camera during a skirmish. At this point, he’s more relevant than she is. (Dlisted)
Keeley Hazell takes her slutty witch costume seriously. (IDLYITW)
Bad Photoshop Alert: Britney’s new album cover looks cheap. (Just Jared)
Olivia Munn hoses herself off, cracks jokes. (Egotastic)
Sarah Palin gets prank called by Canadian comedy troupe. (Socialite Life)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Adrien Brody, Alicia Witt, Christina Aguilera, Heather Mills, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Lindsay Lohan
Alicia Witt, my girl crush, shakes it on Two and a Half Men. Oh, Alicia . (Egotastic)
Christina Aguilera films new video, wears blue wig. (Just Jared)
Bad, gold digger! Heather Mills’ burning through her divorce money too fast. (Dlisted)
Jen Aniston would like John Mayer to stop talking to the press. Entire world agrees. (Socialite Life)
Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the guys she carjacked last year to chase down her assistant. (Celebslam)
Awww ::gag:: alert: Adrien Brody buys girlfriend a castle, gushes about her. (Lainey Gossip)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Alyson Hannigan, Guy Ritchie, Heidi Montag, Katie Holmes, Madonna, Miley Cyrus
Adding to her oral herpes, mom jeans, scary husband, scarier religion and soccer mom hair cut- Katie Holmes now has busted teeth. (Dlisted)
Madonna turns her divorce into the Cold War, sending spies after Guy (IDLYITW)
Heidi Montag’s fashion line is no more. World ceases to care. (Just Jared)
Alyson Hannigan (Buffy, How I Met Your Mother) and her husband (Wesley from Buffy) are expecting a baby. (US Weekly)
The hacker responsible for leaking those pedo-tastic photos Miley Cyrus took of herself had a little visit from the FBI (Wired)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: A-Rod, Brooke Burke, Dancing with the Stars, Hugo Chavez, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean Penn, Zima
Sarah Michelle Gellar steams up a Randall Slavin photoshoot (IDLYITW)
Madonna’s reportedly ready to hook up with A-Rod now, making Rocco’s shirt choice appropriate. (Popsugar)
Brooke Burke injured her foot on the set of Dancing with the Stars. I don’t care enough about either of those things to be clever. (People)
Zima is another casualty of the credit crisis (DListed)
Sean Penn meets with Hugo Chavez for no apparent reason. (Mollygood)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Balthazar Getty, Chevy Chase, Cloverfield, David Duchovny, Guy Ritchie, JPedo, Jude Law, Lizzy Caplan, Lizzy Caplan topless, Madonna, Sarah Palin SNL, Sienna Miller
Jude Law began losing his hair after dating Sienna Miller. Rhys Ifans started dating Kim Stewart. Now Balthazar Getty’s going gray. Just say no to Sienna, fellas. (Just Jared)
JPedo wears a cropped shirt, short shorts and acts like a douche. No one is surprised. (Bauer-Griffin)
Guy Ritchie slammed Madonna’s “religion” kabbalah in an interview last month. (Us Weekly)
Horsey tennis instructor claims to have had an affair with sex addict David Duchovny (Dlisted)
Chevy Chase says Palin made a mistake by appearing on SNL, asks if you’d like fries with that. (Faded Youth)
Lizzy Caplan (Cloverfield) is topless on True Blood. (Egotastic)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Anonymous, Britney Spears, Chace Crawford, David Duchovny, Gossip Girl, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Scientology, Taylor Momsen, Tea Leoni, Travis Barker
Anti-Scientology protesters disrupt the opening of All My Sons, Katie Holmes’ debut on Broadway. I guess it’s too late to protest her acting? (NYDN)
Making JPedo proud: Nate (Chace Crawford, 23) and Jenny (Taylor Momsen, 15) make out on the Gossip Girl set (Eonline)
Travis Barker posts more hospital room pics, including one very charred hand. (Myspace)
Kirsten Dunst has an obnoxious pro-voting PSA (Just Jared)
BritneySpears.com relaunches. I’ll root for her through one more year of sanity, then I’m going back to annoyed. (BritneySpears.com)
Billy Bob Thornton denies involvment in Leoni-Duchovny split. Probably lying to protect himself from crazed X-Files fans. The truth is out there! (Holy Moly)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Britney Spears, Christinia Aguilara, Jenny McCarthy, JPedo, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
No, Justin Gaston is not appearing in an Oliver Twist themed Christmas pagent. JPedo worked it on the runway at Christian Audigier with Miley and her mom in the audience. (Starz Life)
Hayden continues to try and make Milo less creepy by dressing older than his mom. (Just Jared)
$15,000 well spent: a woman pays big at charity auction for nude tennis lessons with Andy Roddick. (Towel Road)
Jenny McCarthy, best known for being an obnoxious loudmouth with large breasts on a MTV dating show, has cured autism. Suck it, doctors! (US Weekly)
Christina Aguilera is starting to look like Donatella Versace. (IDLYITW)
Britney Spears has hairy pits. Maybe its best she doesn’t have razors for another year or so. Just to be safe. (Dlisted)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Audrina Patridge, Giirls Next Door, Heidi Montag, Hugh Hefner, James Van Der Beek, Lauren Conrad, Mischa Barton, One Tree hill, Sheryl Crow
Mischa Barton trades in one bud for another (City Rag)
Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have hugged and made up. It’s touching to see plotlines friendships work themselves out. (US Magazine)
Audrina flaunts her fake hills, makes eye contact only with the sky in Maxim (Egotastic)
Eco warrior and great thinking Sheryl Crow has designed a reusable shopping bag for Whole Foods that says “I Love My Home Planet Earth”. On the reverse: “Mars is Just for Chillin'”. (Faded Youth)
James Van Der Beek Joins the Cast of One Tree Hill. No, it isn’t 2003 again. Just ask Katie Holmes. (Just Jared)
Bad week to be Hef: the Girls Next Door are no more and Daddy’s pajama pockets aren’t as deep as they used to be. Good thing he’s downgrading on women (Jezebel)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Anna Paquin, Charmed School, Katie Holmes, Reese Witherspoon, Rock of Love, Sharon Osbourne, Suri Cruise
Katie Holmes and daughter Suri sport matching colors and vision impairing haircuts. Can’t blame them for not wanting to see what’s in front of them. (Just Jared)
If you wanted to see Anna Paquin’s tits but are too lazy to watch True Blood or use Google Images, I Don’t Like You in That Way has some screen caps.
Sharon Osbourne managed to get Ozzy (mostly) sober but the odds are against her de-trashing the cast of Charmed School: Rock of Love (Jezebel)
Reese Witherspoon looks prissy on/in Vogue (Oh No They Didn’t)
Jen Aniston, John Mayer: back together and still irrelevant (Dlisted)
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Amy Winehouse, Christian Slater, Christina Hendricks, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Jude Law
Someone tell Josh Duhamel his grandmother wandered away. And she may have had a stroke. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jude Law, in costume as Dr. Watson, tries to distract away from his hair loss with a full ‘stache. Still not as hot as Downey. (Just Jared)
Christian Slater’s new show premieres tonight. I prefer to pretend that he and Axl Rose died in 1993. (Buzz Sugar)
Christina Hendricks (aka Joan from Mad Men) did not look like a goddess at the 5th Annual Hollywood Style Awards. Up is now down, black is now white, Santa is now real. (Pop Sugar)
Amy Winehouse supposedly has a machine that helps her make cocaine cotton candy. Fun for junkies and fans of alliteration! (WWTDD)
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