Filed under: Randomness | Tags: Jessica Alba, JPedo, Justin Gaston, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Shauna Sand
Less Funny, More Creepy: JPedo and another Cyrus sister boyfriend as the Jonas Brothers (Miley infamously dated Nick Jonas).
Some NSFW stuff behind the cut.
Filed under: Miley Cyrus | Tags: JPedo, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus, transgendered
“And the train goes ‘Choo Choo’…”
For some reason, Miley Cyrus and JPedo acting sexual creeped out the backstage crew at LA Fashion Week. Nothing can stand in the way of their pure, sweet, felonious love.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston raised eyebrows with their behavior at L.A. Fashion Week. According to onlookers, the young couple’s “sexual behavior” towards one another shocked the crew backstage.
An eyewitness alleges that Cyrus, 15, and Gaston, 20, “were all over each other.”
The ‘Hannah Montana’ star and her mother watched Gaston walk the runway. As he passed Cyrus, sources say he winked and blew her a kiss. Cyrus allegedly returned his loving gestures by seductively licking her lips.
Another source claims that Cyrus told friends that “she was probably staying at Justin’s tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own.”
The source for that article is TransWorldNews. Much to my disappointment, it is not a newswire for transgendered people.
Filed under: Link Roundup | Tags: Britney Spears, Christinia Aguilara, Jenny McCarthy, JPedo, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
No, Justin Gaston is not appearing in an Oliver Twist themed Christmas pagent. JPedo worked it on the runway at Christian Audigier with Miley and her mom in the audience. (Starz Life)
Hayden continues to try and make Milo less creepy by dressing older than his mom. (Just Jared)
$15,000 well spent: a woman pays big at charity auction for nude tennis lessons with Andy Roddick. (Towel Road)
Jenny McCarthy, best known for being an obnoxious loudmouth with large breasts on a MTV dating show, has cured autism. Suck it, doctors! (US Weekly)
Christina Aguilera is starting to look like Donatella Versace. (IDLYITW)
Britney Spears has hairy pits. Maybe its best she doesn’t have razors for another year or so. Just to be safe. (Dlisted)
Filed under: Miley Cyrus | Tags: Billy Ray Cyrus, JPedo, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
Above: Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ beau, finally spots Chris Hansen.
Oceanup has pics of Miley Cyrus and crew (Papa Ray, a sibling, some cousins, a camera crew and JPedo) going out for ice cream. While I scream, you scream and such there’s something in the text that’s less than sweet:
Milez recently finished writing her autobiography. She told BBC News, ‘I’m not sure when it’s going to come out. It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while.’
A fifteen year old writing an autiobiography? Unless there are some epic revelations, Little Girl Lost style (like Papa Ray cuffing her to a bed so she has to comb his hair for hours while telling him that the Achy Breaky dance is totally still a hit at weddings) put down the glitter pen, “Milez”.
Filed under: Miley Cyrus | Tags: JPedo, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, Samuel Hancock
Above: Noah Cyrus (age 8), Justin Gaston (age 20) and their court appointed monitor.
JPedo went for a bike ride with Miley Cyrus’ eight year old sister, Noah, and Samuel Hancock (the age appropriate boyfriend of Miley’s sis Brandi). It could be perfectly innocent that JPedo’s going on a bike ride with Noah when Miley’s nowhere in site, just like it could be perfectly innocent that he spends loads of quality time hanging out with a fifteen year old girl.
I’m merrely suggesting that hospitals should alert security if they see Justin Gaston heading toward the maternity ward carrying a teddy bear and a rattle.
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